Gold Armour Japanese LED Watch

The Iron Gold Armour, the watch that started it all. Then came the Ice Gold Armour. Like bottled blood rage best served cold. Next was the Iron Geisha, because beauty is indeed a cruel mistress. And just when we all believed that ...

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The Iron Gold Armour, the watch that started it all. Then came the Ice Gold Armour. Like bottled blood rage best served cold. Next was the Iron Geisha, because beauty is indeed a cruel mistress. And just when we all believed that the heights of power had indeed been scaled, comes a timepiece to dwarf everything that has come before it and shadow everything yet to be seen. His name is...wait, if it is your habit human to read words aloud please discontinue immediately for to speak its name aloud would bring about misfortunate of unfathomable epicness...The Gold Armour. Yes, indeed. Bow. Now. And while bowing, you do well to quiver. Yes. Bow and quiver. Like an arrow.

Encircle your wrist with the Gold Armour if you dare, a timepiece from Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch alternate reality universe, which gives its wearer both omniscience AND omnipotence in such an unexpected way that it will literally blow your mind!

You mean this watch really tells time? HAHAHAHAHA foolish mortal, this watch not only tells time, it tells Time what to do! All the Immortals such as Time, Death, and Beauty are its servants. Coelescing Dark Matter design with Super String style articulated through pavoninus colored LED numerals and iso-auric casing, it's look calls to mind the exodus of the two remaining inhabitants of planet Gensis: Evo and his wife Adma. The two crewman boarded a ship and hyperjumped across multiple timeverses to escape the Gold Armour-led scourge in its quest for total universal domination. But I disgress dear reader...yes this watch will tell you when your 30 minutes on the treadmill are up.

Tap the top button on the right side of the timepiece and watch the screen light up like the heavens when your beef with the Gods will be bottled no more! Tap the bottom button to make the numbers blink and hence adjust them. In Time mode, the top row represents hour information, while the bottom row represents minutes information. In date mode, top and bottom represent month and day.

(Another artifact that promises omniscience and omnipotence?! How trite.) Hush your mouth mere mortal for you know not what forces you insult with your puny intelligence. The tale of the Gold Armour is only known to two individuals. One is the current Architect of the Matrix, as told to him by his father before him. The other is Meina Gladstone (Google please).

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